UPDATE 6PM 8/24: Further comments, complaints and insults should be sent through here. Chris has apologized, and I will not standby and let everyone continue to bash him or the citizens of the United Kingdom (you know who you are!). If you don’t like SlashGear take your reading elsewhere. -Vincent Nguyen
I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise to anybody offended by the previous version of this post. I meant no slight against the New York Police Department whom I know do an excellent job of keeping a great city safe.
Based as I am in the UK, the incidents some believe are referenced in the article were unknown to me. I can honestly say that any connection was entirely inadvertent. Nonetheless, I can well understand that offence has been taken, and for that I sincerely apologise.
I would also like to thank those readers who contacted SlashGear, either through commenting or via email, to bring this matter to my attention and suggest much-needed improvements. Your input is, as always, greatly valued.
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